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COLUMN EIGHTY-SIX, MARCH 1, 2003
(Copyright © 2003 The Blacklisted Journalist)

PART ONE OF MY MEMOIRS:
SADIE THE PSYCHIC

(Drawing by Ed Galing)

AUTHORS NOTE

[SADIE HATHAWAY AND I HAVE HAD A LONG RELATIONSHIP.  I AM.HAPPY THAT SHE CHOSE ME TO WRITE HER MEMOIRS FOR HER...            I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED SADIE'S SASSINESS AND SPUNK AND, BESIDES, SHE IS A SEXY LADY, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS NOW SIXTY YEARS OLD. (I AM PUSHING 85) AND SADIE DOES NOT MINCE HER WORDS, AS YOU CAN SEE WHEN YOU READ HER MEMOIRS---WHICH SHE DICTATED TO ME OVER A FEW WEEKS.  I HAVE LEFT HER WORDS UNTOUCHED---EVEN THE BAWDY ONES. FOR I DON’T REALLY WANT TO DISTURB HER PERSONALITY.  BENEATH IT ALL, YOU WILL FIND SADIE A SYMPATHETIC AND HONEST LADY WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A PSYCHIC (SO SHE SAYS) AND WHO WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO MEET SOME REAL HOLLYWOOD PERSONALITIES OF HER TIME.. THERE ISNT A BAD BONE IN HER BODY.  LONG LIVE SADIE! ---ED GALING, POET LAUREATE OF HATBORO, PENNSYLVANIA]

if i was to tell you all the things that happened to me, you wouldn't believe half of it..you would say that only a crazy psychic like me, sadie, would make it up ... but taint so ... long ago i learned the hard way, that the truth will set you free, while lies only make it worser..well, i am gonna tell you the truth..i am gonna tell you about the way i turned out to be a psychic.. .i wasn't always a psychic. i usta be in the early movies at one time, way back, when movies were still young. . .anyway, i lived with my parents in Hollywood...my father was a tall englishman who was involved in stocks and bonds, and we had a nice home in beverly hills. my mother was a cocktail waitress, who had worked some fancy hotels, where he met her. . . YOU don’t need to know the rest, do you...they got married and then i was born ... not right away, dummy, about two years later... in the meantime, my mother took me aside and warned me about men, and sex, and things like that...she usta say,"sadie hathaway, just you listen to me... when you get a bit older, men will want to fondle you, make love to you, and do you know anything at all about sex?"

"no, momma," i would reply, and inside i was smilin, cause i knew all about that stuff, and knew how it felt when i touched myself in different places. but to momma, well, she just hadda tell me about it, so she gave me a long talk, about virginity and not lettin no man touch me till i was ready. i was only thirteen years ol when she told me this stuff...well, things went on for a long time, and then we got mixed up with a hollywood crowd, and my father would have movie producers, and actors comin over our house for parties, and investments. . .my father, whose name was donald Hathaway, tried to become a movie producer himself. he never had much time for me, neither one of them...i guess he thought i was a nuisance to him...he was real tall, over six foot, and had a small black moustache and black hair parted in the middle...together they both looked like somethin outa the vampire series on tv...anyway, i always figured something was gonna happen to them someday...i had that feeling even then, that i could tell things would happen before they did...and one day i dreamed that both of them would be killed in an auto crasho...and i told

Sadie gave Hedy Lamar
a reading and foretold that Hedy would fuck her producer

mamma and she laughed, and said, honestly sadie my dear...i don’t know where you get these crazy ideas...anyway, she laughed at me, and then it happened. while driving down beverly boulevard they had a head-on collision and both of them were killed instantly. i had known it all along...you see, it was my psychic ability even then...well, after the proper amount of grieving, and all that legal stuff, the house and money was left to me, their only daughter, and my uncle came to take care of the house, and me, and see that i got a proper education ... my uncle Joshua was another queer bird..he was short and dumpy lookin, and very strict... i hated going to schools and didn’t like living among all these rich snobs in hollywood... i had plenty of money then, and the time went on, and i had fun, going to parties, and all that, and trying to be one of the girls ... you know...but all the time i knew i was different, because i could tell things before they happened... for instance, one day the thought came to me that my deceased father was trying to contact me.. i could close my eyes, and hear his voice in my head, and he was telling me things like, sadie, i shoulda listened to you that day and not gone out for that car ride ... and Sadie, my dear girl, i hope that Joshua is treating you good...and yes, your mother and i are having a good time up here in heaven...things are working out fine, but believe me, daughter, no more auto rides for us... then he would say, wanta talk to your mother? and all of a sudden my mother would say to me, "Sadie, you are such a nice little girl ... now, even though we are up here in heaven, we are still thinking about you...we want you to become a well known psychic some day, because you have that gift, that no one else has...and your father and me are going to see to it that your gift is developed later on, and maybe you can become a psychic to all the movie stars in hollywood.. anyway, Sadie, whatever you do, never let go of that gift."

  that was the first time that i had contacted people on the other side, and at the age of sixteen i suddenly found myself giving readings to some of the best stars in hollywood ... the movies were still young back then, and there were stars like wallace beery, charlie chaplin, harold lloyd and rudolph valentino and fatty arbuckle. all of these movie stars would contact me through my readings, and i would be so happy to hear from them...

i had grown up a bit by now, and my uncle Joshua let me be on my own more, in fact i gave him a reading, and told him that he was gonna lose his money on the horses, and he laughed at me and said, Sadie, you gotta get these thoughts outta your head..well, know what? ... he played the races, and lost a few thousand dollars on them ... but he always claimed it wasn't due to my fortune telling..

i got myself a crystal ball, and a table and chairs, fixed up the drapes in my home and began to advertise my psychic readings. at first nobody came around, but after a while i began to get some of the best movie stars.

hedy lamar came one day...so beautiful...long black hair... beautiful skin...she looked at me and smiled across the table... she was making a movie called ecstacy where she would swim naked in the water... showing her naked body... oh, what a bod she had!...my own was not good although my tits weren’t so bad.. hedy listened to my fortune ... when i looked into the crystal ball and told her she was gonna be fucked by the producer, she noodded.. it had already happened.....  ##

HEDY LAMAR

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